Not content with regulating what sort of toilet paper its subjects are permitted to wipe their asses with, the Obamamessiah administration has moved on to deciding which species will live and which will die. Denouncing those who cling to the theory of evolution and instead taking up his gun, the science president has announced a plan to murder barred owls, a species whose aggressive tendencies threaten the existence of the endangered spotted owl (solyndra occidentalis). The administration plans to shoot hundreds of the barred owls with shotguns in a last ditch effort to save the spotted owl, who may well survive, albeit not the as the fittest.

“I don’t know if you have heard that it is legislation for the future, not just about health care for America, but about a healthier America, where preventive care is not something that you have to pay a deductible for or out of pocket.  Prevention, prevention, prevention—it’s about diet, not diabetes,” says Nancy Pelosi, who eats ice cream for breakfast.

If Pelosi really wants to do something for the health of the nation, she should get the president to stop smoking.

“No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?”

During his recent visit to to France for a series of meeting designed to combat global warming, it was President Obama’s own er temperature that seemed about to rise. And neither does this interest in European climes seem an isolated event.

No doubt it was hard on the president being away from his loved ones. And although I’m sure he remains assiduously committed to saving the planet, it’s somewhat unclear what sort of emissions he’s hoping committed to reduce.

Anyway, what better time than the G8 to re visit the Weasels prescient Bulldoze the Moon, a paean to the Earth Mother Gaia, and not at a vulgar and tawdry song about how much we like women’s asses.

Enjoy a free download: Bulldoze the Moon