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	<description>A journey of constant annoyance</description>
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		<title>An Inconvenient Rape</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
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According to the National Enquirer, bloated chowderhead Al Gore was taking a well earned time out from his important mission of saving the world from WE&#8217;RE ALL GOING TO DIE when he attempted to sexually assault the help. According to police documents, Gore was enjoying an &#8220;abdominal massage&#8221; at an upscale Portland hotel when the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mendoza Line</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 22:56:39 +0000</pubDate>
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Evidently the appalling Ken Burns will this fall be releasing a rehash of his dreadful baseball documentary. Hopefully he’ll again feature plagiarist Doris Kearns Goodwin droning on interminably about her love affair with the Red Sox - Note to Doris Goodwin: Doris, no one cares, shut up, you suck - and tortured dwarf Bob Costas [...]]]></description>
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Evidently the appalling Ken Burns will this fall be releasing a rehash of his dreadful baseball documentary. Hopefully he’ll again feature plagiarist Doris Kearns Goodwin droning on interminably about her love affair with the Red Sox - Note to Doris Goodwin: Doris, no one cares, shut up, you suck - and tortured dwarf Bob Costas [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Flipping the Byrd</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 May 2010 12:31:45 +0000</pubDate>
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare,  and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do hereby . . .  wheel former Exalted Cyclops in [...]]]></description>
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We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare,  and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do hereby . . .  wheel former Exalted Cyclops in [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>We All Scream</title>
		<link>http://theweasels.com/cgi/wp/?p=44</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;I don’t know if you have heard that it is legislation for the future, not just about health care for America, but about a healthier America, where preventive care is not something that you have to pay a deductible for or out of pocket.  Prevention, prevention, prevention—it’s about diet, not diabetes,&#8221; says Nancy Pelosi, who [...]]]></description>
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&#8220;I don’t know if you have heard that it is legislation for the future, not just about health care for America, but about a healthier America, where preventive care is not something that you have to pay a deductible for or out of pocket.  Prevention, prevention, prevention—it’s about diet, not diabetes,&#8221; says Nancy Pelosi, who [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Barrytown</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 19:14:46 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?&#8221;

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&#8220;No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?&#8221;

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		<title>Ho Ho Ho</title>
		<link>http://theweasels.com/cgi/wp/?p=42</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:53:28 +0000</pubDate>
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Here&#8217;s wishing that you all get what you deserve this holiday season.


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Here&#8217;s wishing that you all get what you deserve this holiday season.


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		<title>A Unicorn in Every Pot</title>
		<link>http://theweasels.com/cgi/wp/?p=41</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:12:14 +0000</pubDate>
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There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory.
Mark Twain

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There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory.
Mark Twain

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		<title>Drool Britannia</title>
		<link>http://theweasels.com/cgi/wp/?p=40</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 20:48:22 +0000</pubDate>
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According the Daily Express (UK), British Children’s Secretary Girde Urloins Ed Balls yesterday announced an 800 million dollar plan to &#8220;put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.&#8221; The families will be monitored to ensure that the at-risk children attend school, go to bed on time, and wipe their asses properly. [...]]]></description>
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According the Daily Express (UK), British Children’s Secretary Girde Urloins Ed Balls yesterday announced an 800 million dollar plan to &#8220;put 20,000 problem families under 24-hour CCTV super-vision in their own homes.&#8221; The families will be monitored to ensure that the at-risk children attend school, go to bed on time, and wipe their asses properly. [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Flick Lives</title>
		<link>http://theweasels.com/cgi/wp/?p=39</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 12:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Jean Parker Shepherd
July 26, 1921 – October 16, 1999
“You&#8217;ll shoot your eye out.”
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Jean Parker Shepherd
July 26, 1921 – October 16, 1999
“You&#8217;ll shoot your eye out.”
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		<title>Profiles in Courage</title>
		<link>http://theweasels.com/cgi/wp/?p=38</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 14:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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“If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne (d. July 18, 1969) would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.”
&#8211; Charles Pierce, the Boston Globe, speaking truth to power

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“If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne (d. July 18, 1969) would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.”
&#8211; Charles Pierce, the Boston Globe, speaking truth to power

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