Plagiarist Doris Kearns Goodwin and her husband Richard Goodwin, a part time gargoyle, were honored Sunday with a lifetime achievement award from the American Denture Association. Goodwin, who rose to fame after sucking Lyndon Baines Johnson’s dick in his post White House years, stole the idea for her enormous choppers from historian Michael Beschloss, whose recent biography of George Washington’s wooden teeth was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for Dentistry.