Soups

Hot and Sewer ..........$1.50 Egg Dropped ............$1.25
Number One .............$1.50 Bean Curdle ............$1.25

Appetizers

Moo Goo Kai Shek... $2.95 Pol Pot Pie.............. $3.00
Lao Tse Wat.............. $3.25 Ho Chi Mince.......... $3.25
Mao's the Thyme....... $3.50 Tofu Manchu........... $3.75
Won Ton Tin........... $4.00 How-Mao Brown Cow... $4.00
Poop Poop Platter..... $5.00 Egg Spoo Young........ $4.00

Entries

Hail Bop........................................................................................ $7.95
Two all beef patties, vodka and Nebutal

Lemons........................................................................................ $6.95
Abel Magwitch, perched upon a scarecrow, with lemon and mushroom

Yamamoto's Crusty Pork...........................................................$9.95
Pig, fleas and freaks over rice

Fluffy Wuffy Bunny......................................................................$6.95
Rabbit, garnished with lollipops, baubles and balloons

Chef's Specialties

Round Eye Steak $5.95 Not Quite Cooked Pork $4.95
Blow Chow Mien $7.95 Sum Dum Dink Gunk $6.95
Mongoloid Pork $5.95 Kamakazee Chicken $7.95
Sum Dim Po Ho $7.95 Hot and Spicy Squid $5.95
Panda Delight $7.95 Mekong Delta of Venus $6.95

Combination Platter
(All items served with polk flied lice, and choice of egg lorr, soup or soda)

General Tso's Re-educated Chicken.......................................$9.95
Tender chicken breasts, sliced, shredded and smothered with bean sauce

Mao Tse Crapped Corn..........................................................$11.95
And I don't care. Nothing beats these tender beef rolls smothered in niblets

Upchuck Duck....................................................................$12.95
Twice cooked duck chunks seasoned with essence of Ipacac

Gang of Fourskins.....................................................................$11.95
Tender fillet of genitalia delicately fried and served over water chesnuts

Hunan the Barbarian...............................................................$14.95
Marbled baby back ribs barbequed in savory almond mung sauce

Deserts

Thar $2.95
Takla Makan $2.95
Gobi $2.95

Beverages

Buddha-wiser $2.50
Naga Saki $3.95
Halvey Warbangel$2.95

We can adjust spicy to your taste or omit MSG at your request
Any dish not listed can be made: Please ask!

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