It was a busy week for the vice-president. First, the inventor of cyberspace took to the air, becoming the first man to fly solo across the Atlantic. He is pictured greeting the crowd that met him upon touch down in Orles, France, after 28 hours aloft.

Plans for a triumphant European tour were dashed when the vice president inexplicably swore allegiance to Aldoph Hitler at a rally in Duseldorf, however.

Back in the states, Gore took an Alpha hit when he minced inappropriately after being asked why his khakis always bunch up around his crotch.