Soups

Hot and Sewer ..........\$1.50 Egg Dropped ............\$1.25
Number One .............\$1.50 Bean Curdle ............\$1.25

Appetizers

Moo Goo Kai Shek... \$2.95 Pol Pot Pie.............. \$3.00
Lao Tse Wat.............. \$3.25 Ho Chi Mince.......... \$3.25
Mao's the Thyme....... \$3.50 Tofu Manchu........... \$3.75
Won Ton Tin........... \$4.00 How-Mao Brown Cow... \$4.00
Poop Poop Platter..... \$5.00 Egg Spoo Young........ \$4.00

Entries

Hail Bop........................................................................................ \$7.95
Two all beef patties, vodka and Nebutal

Lemons........................................................................................ \$6.95
Abel Magwitch, perched upon a scarecrow, with lemon and mushroom

Yamamoto's Crusty Pork...........................................................\$9.95
Pig, fleas and freaks over rice

Fluffy Wuffy Bunny......................................................................\$6.95
Rabbit, garnished with lollipops, baubles and balloons

Chef's Specialties

Round Eye Steak \$5.95 Not Quite Cooked Pork \$4.95
Blow Chow Mien \$7.95 Sum Dum Dink Gunk \$6.95
Mongoloid Pork \$5.95 Kamakazee Chicken \$7.95
Sum Dim Po Ho \$7.95 Hot and Spicy Squid \$5.95
Panda Delight \$7.95 Mekong Delta of Venus \$6.95

Combination Platter
(All items served with polk flied lice, and choice of egg lorr, soup or soda)

General Tso's Re-educated Chicken.......................................\$9.95
Tender chicken breasts, sliced, shredded and smothered with bean sauce

Mao Tse Crapped Corn..........................................................\$11.95
And I don't care. Nothing beats these tender beef rolls smothered in niblets

Upchuck Duck....................................................................\$12.95
Twice cooked duck chunks seasoned with essence of Ipacac

Gang of Fourskins.....................................................................\$11.95
Tender fillet of genitalia delicately fried and served over water chesnuts

Hunan the Barbarian...............................................................\$14.95
Marbled baby back ribs barbequed in savory almond mung sauce

Deserts

Thar \$2.95
Takla Makan \$2.95
Gobi \$2.95

Beverages

Buddha-wiser \$2.50
Naga Saki $3.95
Halvey Warbangel$2.95

We can adjust spicy to your taste or omit MSG at your request
Any dish not listed can be made: Please ask!

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