Hot and Sewer ..........\$1.50
Egg Dropped ............\$1.25
Number One .............\$1.50
Bean Curdle ............\$1.25
Appetizers
Moo Goo Kai Shek... \$2.95
Pol Pot Pie.............. \$3.00
Lao Tse Wat.............. \$3.25
Ho Chi Mince.......... \$3.25
Mao's the Thyme....... \$3.50
Tofu Manchu........... \$3.75
Won Ton Tin........... \$4.00
How-Mao Brown Cow... \$4.00
Poop Poop Platter..... \$5.00
Egg Spoo Young........ \$4.00
Entries
Hail Bop........................................................................................ \$7.95
Two all beef patties, vodka and Nebutal
Lemons........................................................................................ \$6.95
Abel Magwitch, perched upon a scarecrow, with lemon and mushroom
Yamamoto's Crusty Pork...........................................................\$9.95
Fluffy Wuffy Bunny......................................................................\$6.95
Pig, fleas and freaks over rice
Rabbit, garnished with lollipops, baubles and balloons
Round Eye Steak \$5.95 | Not Quite Cooked Pork \$4.95 |
Blow Chow Mien \$7.95 | Sum Dum Dink Gunk \$6.95 |
Mongoloid Pork \$5.95 | Kamakazee Chicken \$7.95 |
Sum Dim Po Ho \$7.95 | Hot and Spicy Squid \$5.95 |
Panda Delight \$7.95 | Mekong Delta of Venus \$6.95 |
General Tso's Re-educated Chicken.......................................\$9.95
Tender chicken breasts, sliced, shredded and smothered with bean sauce
Mao Tse Crapped Corn..........................................................\$11.95
And I don't care. Nothing beats these tender beef rolls smothered in niblets
Upchuck Duck....................................................................\$12.95
Twice cooked duck chunks seasoned with essence of Ipacac
Gang of Fourskins.....................................................................\$11.95
Tender fillet of genitalia delicately fried and served over water chesnuts
Hunan the Barbarian...............................................................\$14.95
Marbled baby back ribs barbequed in savory almond mung sauce
Beverages
Naga Saki $3.95
Halvey Warbangel$2.95